Her approach was simple: If she spotted you doing something
good, you got extra credit. That got my
attention. Extra credit is like crack
for a kid obsessed with getting straight A’s.
The only thing better than getting a 100 on a test, was getting a 101
because Mrs. Hood saw you holding the door for some old ladies at church one
morning.
That’s right, if she spotted you holding the door for
someone, that was worth one point.
Overhearing a “please” or “thank-you” – one point. Reading the communion antiphon at Mass – 3 points. Saying hello to her outside of the school – 2
points. And the list went on and
on. But there wasn’t really a formal list,
it was just some mysterious tabulation that only she knew the details of. It didn’t matter to me. It was extra credit and I was all over it.
Late that school year, Mrs. Hood came up with an assignment that
combined composition with her quest to make us better citizens. She had us write random letters to residents
at the County Convalescent Center. We
told them about ourselves and our school. And, most importantly, we told them
we were praying for them during their time of convalescence. I should note that I had never heard the work
“convalescence” before, and I haven’t heard it since. I imagine it has been replaced by a word from
the 20th century.
So we wrote our letters.
Some of us were lucky enough to receive replies; spawning pen pal
relationships that consisted of a series of letters that basically said the
same thing every time: “School is going good. My teachers are nice. I’m praying for you during your time of
convalescence.” My pen pal was some guy
named Carl Coffin, who, other than the fact that he had bad handwriting and a real cool name, I can
remember nothing about him.
Toward the end of the school year, Mrs. Hood announced a mega-extra
credit opportunity. It wasn’t required,
but anyone was welcome to pile in her van after school the next day and go with
her up to the Convalescent Center to talk to the residents, sing songs, pray,
and if we were lucky, meet our penpals.
Are you kidding? It was an opportunity
I would not be passing up.
For all its hype, I can’t remember too much about our actual
visit. I know that Carl Coffin was no
longer a resident there and Mrs. Hood quickly changed the subject when I asked
her why. We went from room to room,
singing a collection of songs that was apparently chosen from the Greatest
Songs of the 19th Century Songbook.
The fan favorites included: “What
Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor?” and “Beat the Drum Slowly”. We finished with a medley of American Negro
Spirituals including “Swing Low Sweet Chariot”.
Nothing says “We’re praying for you during your time of convalescence”
like a bunch of 13 year old white kids singing “I looked o’er Jordan and what did I see, coming
forth to carry me home?” I’m sure if
Carl Coffin had been there, he would have been either applauding or crying.
A couple of years ago, I read that Mrs. Hood had passed away. As much as I joke about it, she really did play
a big role in me leaving grade school as a well-mannered, kind person. I’d like
to think some of that carried on to my adult life. I don’t think she had any formal ceremony
after her death. That’s unfortunate,
because I’m sure attending her funeral would have been good for at least 30
extra credit points in life.